(A RIVETING TALE FOR CHILDREN OF ALL AGES. GRANDMA TOO.)
*Hubcap clucks his tongue sympathetically as he listens to her story.*
I wouldn’t want to be associated with them either. Poor girl. You’ll have to introduce me one day… And at least she doesn’t want to kill you. I know a few who would give their left servo to gut me for deserting. And you’re welcome.
*Waves dismissively.* I was getting bored with just humans for company, so I came lookin’ for your aft. Let’s just say you owe me one, next time, you pull my aft out of the fire.
*Raises a brow, remembering Zer has mentioned the energon before.*
Pfftt, fuck the boat. I’ve been dry for weeks. Break that shit out.
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Maybe dhat’s vhat happened to her; deserted, und dhey caught or attacked her? Und I vill, if jou don’t run into her alone. If dhat happens, just be nice? I dhink I vas lucky dhat vhen ve met she couldn’t stop laughing…because…of mein face.” He says the last part very quietly.
“Don’t I always do dhat dhough?” he attempts to joke as he unsubs some energon for them both. “Courtesy of Mach. Don’t know vhere she gets it from, but it’s clean.”